A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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Hmmm….
Well, this is certainly unsettling.
Potentially a very bad thing, if I can’t use tumblr as an outlet for my pent up desires
Times are a changin’.
Wonder as creators of tumblr, you and I, despite not being employees, sniff a cent of the purchase. (I know…no). Tumblrs main page states something along the lines about the worlds creators.
We creators that allow tumblr to get venture capital money and then sell for 1.1B. Cool huh.
We shall see what happens in the coming months.
Maybe more emoticons…
Maybe an instant messaging system?
Maybe an address book of sorts?Remember everyone, it’s just business.
Guys, I’m crying. Seriously crying. Tumblr…you will be missed
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this map is wrong. the entire eastern half on pennsylvania also supports the isles
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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
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The Sabres won 3-2 in Boston but at the end of the game both teams came out and saluted the fans showing that the end score was not what was important.
Yet again another example of why Hockey is more than just a sport.
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